| Q.
|
Dear
Jane. I am in a strong relationship with my girlfriend. We are planing
to have sex very soon but I am worried that my cock ain't big enough.
On the hard my cock is over 8" long, is this to small ? |
| A.
|
Sorry
to say it, but your your cock is probably a little small try looking
in to a penis extesion!! |
| |
| Q. |
Hi Jane, my problem is that every time
I have sex I feel like a need a pooh. I have tried different sexual
positions, and also trying to squeeze one out before sex, but that
just seems to give me piles. Nothing seems to help me with this problem,
would you please be able to advise? |
| A. |
You said you tried different sexual
positions, but I think you must have left one out; Sex on the toilet.
But if you break the seat, don't blame me. |
| |
| Q. |
Hi
Jane, I have got a BIG problem, my knob is just too big. Every girl
that I shag moans more outta pain than pleasure, I have no problem
getting girls, but have big problems keeping them. I have even seen
my doctor but she says there is nothing she can do, any ideas? |
| A. |
Eat
you heart out John Holmes.. sounds like you should be a porn star...
have you ever thought about penis reduction.. either that or find
a girl who can accommodate you better.. |
| |
| Q. |
My
girlfriend won't blow me. She just gives it a peck and when I ask
her to try it she changes the subject. What can I do? |
| A. |
Find
out her favourite food, then before you go to bed smother it around
your dick. Then ask her to give it a peck, when she does she'll find
it so tasty she wont want to stop. |
| |
| Q. |
Dear
Jane, can you help me, I have a major problem, I recently discovered
the pleasures of yoghurt. I have realized that I can suck up a tub
of Muller light (the large tubs). My husband thinks that it is really
bad and that I should stop, and recently I started to smell a bit
funny (I already did, but this is worse). I am planning to leave my
husband for my new lover Joan, she's my 57 year old neighbour and
we've been masturbating together for the last 4 years. Should I leave
me hubby? Or should I stop the yoghurt fetish? |
| A. |
What
a question! At the end of the day, it`s your decision what you do,
but if you are starting to smell "a bit funny" then you
should definitely take a shower more often. |
| |
| Q. |
I
am 22 and in a three year relationship, she lives with me. she is
slim pretty and gets alot of attention. My problem is that i can not
stop cheating on her. every week i go to massage parlours, once a
month i hire a high class escort, and when i go out on the town with
my mates i always pull, what am i doing? why am i doing it? all i
think about is women when i live with one! help!! |
| A. |
No
don't see a peoblem with that!!! |
